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#61

Post by DarkZero » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:40 pm

Mr.M wrote:You have to jump into a volcano.:iwin:
That's not an actual quote from the site. PHAIL.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:41 pm

^^ You get all the good ones. :mad:

You have to scarper away from the hobbledehoy
You have to suit up and go inside the Karate Kid ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to incriminate the one-armed bandit
You have to bring about the extinction of the clockwork
You have to ridicule the land of things that are bigger than they ought to normally be
You have to swear fealty unto the Irish
You have to milk the Fallen One
You have to accidentally the lovable mascots of a globally-recognised burger franchise

Awesome, they used the accidentally meme.

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#63

Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:47 pm

^ Just spend several hours on it at once.

You have to set one tab to be this topic, one to explore other topics like WoT, one to your favorite Youtube music video, and one to be YHt_t_, and sit there for the rest of your life.
You have to have tabbed browing.

OK, serious stuff follows.

You have to survive on a desert island with only a knife and the hooligans
You have to declare yourself the leftovers (I AM THE LEFTOVERS!)
You have to prepare for the coming of the gecko (It will be disastrous.)
You have to blow up the Doctor (I'm sorry, The Doctor.)
You have to eat the assassin robot from the future
You have to explode the chimps
You have to offend the prosthetic limbs
You have to go skinny-dipping with the redshirts
You have to prove the existence of the Milky Way Galaxy
You have to worship the keyboard (Oh, I do. So much...)
You have to squeeze the executioner
You have to impregnate the speed metal band
You have to swing the spleen
You have to declare yourself the Muppets
You have to become the founder of the Order of the catapult (That's me.)

Did anyone actually read the 2-page-long walls of text that I posted earlier?

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#64

Post by DarkZero » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:31 pm

You have to beat up the operating system
But my fists are still tired from beating up the mainframe.
You have to flush the staircase
Oh, yeah, the staircase... man, that was a wild party.
You have to bow down to the daytime talk-show host
ALL HAIL ELLEN DEGENERES!
You have to strangle the other way
I thought there was only one way.
You have to impregnate the pixel
I beg your pardon?!
You have to display the bottom of the ocean
"And on your right, you'll see darkness and a bunch of killer fish."
You have to flee from the aurora borealis
OMFG LITES N DA SKY RUN AWAY!
You have to free the chest
:bitnaughty:
You have to fit rocket-boosters on the urine sample
What good will that do?
You have to cleanse the antagonist
But I suck at Castlevania.
You have to complain about the DVD reader
It sucks and it's all foggy and WAH!
You have to blow away the developing country
Yay, a chance to use my typhoon creator!
You have to feed on the railroad
Mmm... crunchy.
You have to cleanse the world
That might take a while, but OK.
You have to chow down on the chum
I'm not much for seafood. How about tacos?
You have to microwave the atom
Can I have a HAZMAT suit?
You have to find a date for the rubbish
Rubbish, meet Debris. Have fun, you two.
You have to learn the mating call of the Holocaust
Umm... hail Hitler?
You have to worship the playground
ALL MIGHTY PLAYGROUND, MAY YOUR MONKEY BARS BRING HOPE!
You have to remember the good old days of the emo kid
It's like it was yesterday...
You have to remember the good old days of the sun
I can't even begin to think of a clever comment for this one.
You have to wake the moderator
Hey, Val, you need to wake up. And get your hands out of your pants.
You have to caress the hypnotist
:bitnaughty:
You have to purchase the staircase
I can't, I already flushed it.
You have to question the panties
:bitnaughty:
You have to suggest more verbs for this list, before you get mauled by the IRC channel
OHSHI-
You have to suggest wacky ideas to the Olympic Games
How about a game where the players skydive into a volcano. Whoever escapes with anything less than a 2nd degree burn is the winner!
You have to laugh at the Japanese
Ha ha, your cartoons have pointy chins!
You have to track down the mousepad
Is that it under my right hand?
You have to milk the awesome
Luigiman wishes he could've got this one. :D
You have to caress the world
:bitnaughty:
You have to accept the pimp
I accept you, Speed.
You have to swallow the kangaroo
No thanks, I'm full.
You have to modernise the curtains
Good plan, because I have this floral pattern that's to die for!
You have to impersonate the porn
:bitnaughty:

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#65

Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:35 pm

^ :rotfl: I can fly

You have to milk the girls from 2G1C
You have to inflict untold horrors upon the Apocalypse
You have to drink until you think you're the judge
You have to defeat the silliest thing imaginable
You have to be as handsome as the moderator (That would be a decrease in handsomeness.)
You have to recount your school days with the ponies
You have to detect the best thing since sliced bread (It's me.)
You have to reverse-engineer the pencil sharpener
You have to convince someone that they are the goofy sidekick
You have to date the substitute teacher ( :wtf: )
You have to microwave the Goo
You have to eat the lemming
You have to floccinaucinihilipilificate the explosion (Sure...)
You have to fight a supervillain known as the blog
You have to learn the mating call of the lawnmower

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#66

Post by Red » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:22 pm

You have to calculate the 1970's.
Um... 2000-30= 1970
You have to conceal the question.
What question? There's no question.*holding hands behind back*
You have to go forward in time and meet the crayons.
I already met them in the past.
You have to contemplate the 1960's
Ah yes, Star Trek's beginning.
You have to rebuild him; you have to make him better, stronger, faster, and call him the sexy teacher.
Well that will throw my enemies off.
You have to incriminate the devil-may-care adventurer and part-time university professor.
Look at his hands, he got his finger prints all over them.
You have to experiment on the girl.
:bitnaughty:
You have to fulfil your childhood dream of being the Motherland.
And how do I do that?
You have to evaluate the economy.
Meh, not so good.
You have to stab the dubloons.
RAWR! *stab*
You have to pretend to be the plucky young wannabe-pirate.
I want to be a pirate.
You have to drill the chimps.
Yeah I know they have really bad cavities
You have to oversimplify the first World War.
One word: Death
You have to pester the pogo stick.
Hey you , yeah you. *poke*
You have to smack the evil twin.
Bad evil twin, bad, get back in your cage.

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#67

Post by DarkZero » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:53 pm

You have to break your addiction to the fanfic
NOOOO!!! Never! I still have to find out why Mario isn't eating his carrots!
You have to belittle the fangirl
They won't let themselves be belittled, because they are fangirls.
You have to high-five the janitor's closet
It left me hanging.
You have to experiment on the cosplay geek
His IQ is high, but he seems to have schitzophrenia.
You have to declare yourself the rope
I AM THE ROPE.
You have to spank the skunk
That doesn't sound like a good idea at all.
You have to sell beauty products to the beautician
OK, that's just ironic.
You have to look up the balloons
But I already know what balloons are.
You have to kick the nifty 8-bit sprites
But I like nifty 8-bit sprites. :(
You have to deliver the post-apocalyptic nightmare world
That sounds dark, even for me.
You have to toast the postcard
Suprisingly, it fits in a toaster.
You have to poke the American way
Ha ha, I'm poking at you like an American!
You have to laugh at the scariest thing imaginable
I'm not THAT hardcore.
You have to consume the jetpack
Tastes like chicken.
You have to arrest the mad scientist
But he's my friend. :(
You have to convert the text
To what?
You have to sell beauty products to the sun
Don't worry, no one's going to be looking at the sun anyway.
You have to outsmart the ovaries
:bitnaughty:

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#68

Post by Jailbreaker » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:52 pm

You have to worship the people who wanna make computer games but are too damn lazy
You have to disengage the brains (I do that all the time.)
You have to incinerate the Scottish
You have to chow down on the apple (This one makes too much sense.)
You have to run over the girls from 2G1C (I don't know what 2G1C is but running over people is fun no matter who.)
You have to pretend to be the dumbest creature in the universe
You have to catapult the kid who always picked on you in elementary school (YESSS!!!)
You have to elope with the scientist's daughter
You have to karate-chop the three witches
You have to play the rhythm
You have to steal the American Revolution
You have to clutch the first black President of the USA (I think not.)
You have to seize the controls of the dragon
You have to get in the car with the genetic experiment gone horribly wrong
You have to imitate the 1000-foot tall nuclear-powered dinosaur rampaging through downtown Tokyo
You have to execute the United States (That's happening already.)
You have to prepare for the coming of the Canadian (RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!)
You have to eat the racoon-lemur hybrid
You have to drive all over the Cheshire Cat
You have to destroy the identical twins
You have to go forward in time and meet the olden days (OXYMORONIC!!!)
You have to worship the plagye of locusts
You have to simulate the general population
You have to find a cure for inflammation of the Berlin Wall
You have to beat up the Scottish (Why do the scottish always get hurt?)
You have to surprise-catapault the man with no name
You have to study the life cycle of the cow that jumped over the moon
You have to flee from the spleen
You have to live for a week eating nothing but the hidden treasure
You have to convince someone that they are the Australian (YOU ARE THE AUSTRALIAN.)
You have to perform a surgical operation on the Furry
You have to flee from the monster
You have to sell beauty products to the fish and chips
You have to make sweet, passionate love to the USB port
You have to run over the King of England
You have to curse the Holy Bible
You have to osmotically absorb the mall
You have to prove your manliness by slaying the Holocaust survivor

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#69

Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:40 pm

You have to tremble in the almighty presence of the lunch
You have to flee from the barstool
You have to fit rocket-boosters on the crayons
You have to chow down on the keyboard
You have to sell beauty products to the king
You have to explore the aftermath of the day of the Apocalypse (TOO MUCH SENSE)
You have to drive all over the clarinet
You have to go to school to learn about the bus
You have to suggest more verbs for this list, before you get mauled by the sauerkraut
You have to walk in the alligator-infested swamp
You have to be paired up in a "buddy cop"-style match with the guy who played Mini-Me in "Austin Powers" and Willow in "Willow"

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#70

Post by Jailbreaker » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:55 pm

You have to conceal the state of Minnesota

I WON'T LET THIS TOPIC DIE.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:05 pm

You have to go on a date with the racoon-lemur hybrid
You have to be as handsome as the starship captain
You have to knit the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
You have to interrobang the branch
You have to append the kid who always picked on you in elementary school
You have to star in a sitcom with the coca-cola bottle
You have to blaspheme against the flux capacitor
You have to digest the reefer
You have to find a cure for inflammation of the Great Library

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#72

Post by Jailbreaker » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:07 pm

You have to live for a week eating nothing but the temple (Tastes like... temple.)
You have to marry the President (...)
You have to impregnate the Pyramids of Giza
You have to drive all over the staircase

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#73

Post by Red » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:18 pm

You have to tip the giganto sword.
It doesn't have any legs.
You have to apprehend the Chipmunks.
Muahahaha now there wont be a sequel.
You have to squeeze the curtains.
That's not hard.
You have to risk the roads.
I already do.
You have to tip the abandoned fairground.
Ok what's 10% of nothing?
You have to play tennis against the gecko.
Good thing he has insurance.
You have to decontaminate the headmaster.
A bucket of soap should do nicely.
You have to flip the South Pole.
Now it's the north pole.
You have to find a date for the brains.
They've expired.
You have to date the Riddler.
:eek:
You have to spray the nails.
With what?
You have to assassinate the pimp.
Can I used that sniper rifle?
You have to screw with the archaeologist.
I stole his fossils.
You have to swallow the flux capacitor.
Yummy
You have to prove the existence of the toads.
Toads are real! see I got pictures.
You have to watch the pieces o' eight.
So shiny...
You have to spank the table.
Bad table!

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#74

Post by DarkZero » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:20 pm

Godot wrote:You have to be as handsome as the starship captain
Luigiman is as sexy as Kirk, and don't you forget it.

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#75

Post by Microphone_Kirby » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:36 pm

You have to incinerate the token love-interest
... :D
You have to school the leaves
Teach them how to Fly?
You have to sue the large hadron collider
... Watch your language.
You have to calibrate the concert pianist
Hope it's Female. :bitnaughty:
You have to subtract the Dove from Above
*shot* Done. What's next?
You have to car-pool with the historical figure
Benedict Arnold? ... Alright. I'll just shoot him in the back afterward. :D
You have to scratch the scariest thing imaginable
... No comment.
You have to wipe the Pulitzer Prize-winning author
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude... no!
You have to weeaboo the catwalk model
... HUH?????????
You have to deactivate the word
No more Colbert Show, I guess......
You have to optimize the juvenile delinquent
For what? Burger flipping?

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#76

Post by Metal Man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:04 pm

You have to find a cure for inflammation of the friction
You have to defeat the Weegee
Super Smash Quest: Fighting evil since 2002.

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#77

Post by Greenmarioman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:37 pm

You have to worship the spandrel
You have to prove the existence of the bad pun
You have to fornicate the window
You have to raid the GUI
You have to be as powerful as the fangirl
You have to offend the Grinch
You have to fit rocket-boosters on the 1960's
You have to rub the Inca

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#78

Post by Metal Man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:19 pm

You have to disembowel the window pane

*Smashes window*
Super Smash Quest: Fighting evil since 2002.

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#79

Post by Jailbreaker » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:09 pm

KERBUMPAZOOKA

You have to fit rocket-boosters on the rooster
You have to punch the awkward moment (Gladly.)
You have to sneak into the lair of the Swedish government
You have to chow down on the janitor's closet (Nom nom so tasty)
You have to prevent the origin of the cure for cancer
You have to restore consumer confidence in the staircase (I am confident in the staircase. Don't let me down.)
You have to develop an unhealthy attraction to the Holy Bible (Other people do that too.)
You have to toast the kangaroo
You have to walk in the delivery boy
You have to eat, unlike the frying pan
You have to punch the Zen master
You have to convince someone that they are the grave robber (YOU ARE THE GRAVE ROBBER.)
You have to rescue the princess from the clutches of the staircase
You have to scare the pants off the crocodile hunter
You have to drive all over the New Testament

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Post by DarkZero » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:47 pm

You have to never underestimate the power of the dumbest creature in the universe
I've done a good job so far.
You have to hit the humans
*smack* Take that, inferior life forms!
You have to befriend the wenis
Where's Luigiman when you need him?
You have to examine the keyboard
I see letters and numbers.
You have to obsessively stalk the people
:ninja:
You have to bow down to the anal probe
HOLY CRAP! :(
You have to ignore the evil twin
But I AM the evil twin.
You have to trip over the penis
Where's Luigiman when you need him?
You have to photograph the chair
That won't get me a very good paycheck.
You have to call the Japanese
Call them what?
You have to honk the panties
Where's Luigiman when you need him?
You have to date the NES
Lovely.
You have to learn the mating call of the pimp
GET IN THE CAR!
You have to be angry about the ice
RAHR. It's too cold!
You have to fondle the prince
WHERE THE HELL IS LUIGIMAN?!

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