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Post by Red » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:34 pm

"You have to popularise the sacrifice"
Hey Everyoneone! There's going to be a sacrifice just before dinner, bring your friends.

"You have to destroy the second-hand chewing gum"
20 lbs. of TNT should do the trick.

"You have to disguise the cosmonaut"
I have just the thing *rummages in sack* ...handlebar moustache.

"You have to accept the white Rabbit"
NO, run away!!!

"You have to call the giganto sword"
Yo, Giganto Sword wazz up?

"You have to figure out the pencil sharpener"
Let's see... you put the pencil in here, and turn the crank.

"You have to inoculate the clerk"
Now this wont hurt a bit.

"You have to convince someone that they are the jollies"
YOU ARE THE JOLLIES!!!

"You have to impersonate the engineer"
"I canna change the laws of physics!"

"You have to be racist about the smoker"
Smokers are there own race now?

"You have to chow down on the escaped convict"
Yum yum

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#42

Post by Greenmarioman » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:35 pm

BoJanglz wrote:You have to **** the dog.
It really said that?

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#43

Post by Red » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:37 pm

Godot wrote:It really said that?
I've had it come up.

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Post by Jailbreaker » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 pm

You have to remove the emo (I can do that.)
You have to refresh the troll (Why? Is it tired?)
You have to flex the emo kid (DZ get over here.)
You have to laugh at the Clone Wars (I can do that.)
You have to adore the friction (Oh yes, yes I do.)
You have to squish the bartender (Squishy squishy.)
You have to evaluate the panda (F+.)
You have to remember the good old days of the New Testament (The golden age, surely.)
You have to risk the Wii (NEVER!!!)
You have to trace your family tree back to the subterranean civilisation (It's on my father's side.)
You have to defenestrate the louvre (What does defenstrate mean? I hope it involves a shovel.)
You have to have dinner with the awkward moment (How's your life been, awkward?)
You have to mispronounce the street (Bantercurry.)
You have to bow down to the Soviet Union (ALL HAIL THE SOVIETS)
You have to karate-chop the piranha (Hi-YAH!!!)
ou have to tumble the Chernobyl disaster (It was tumbly already.)
You have to blaspheme against the paradox (I've done worse.)
You have to drink the new girl ( :wtf: )
You have to add the 7-inch pianist (4! It's 4!)
You have to get addicted to the speed metal band (No.)
You have to bark at the 19th century (WOOF WOOF)
You have to trade places with the hermit (Been there, done that.)
You have to estrange the acrobat (Acrobats are pretty strange already.)
You have to vandalise the werewolf (I know that this one involves a shovel.)
You have to hit the Kalamazooian (Falcon PUNCH!)
You have to caress the first human being ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to raise your glass in honour of the Korean (Cheers.)
You have to squish the French Foreign Legion (I'll get a flyswatter.)
You have to prove the existence of the Theory of Everything (That's pretty tricky.)
You have to milk the 1960's (That's unusual. Sure why not.)
You have to marry the sexy teacher (:omg: :wtf: :bbq: )
You have to go south of the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle (Thanks for the directions to my house.)
You have to explode the guy who posted rude comments on your YouTube video (TEE ENN TEE)
You have to detonate the coffin (MORE TEE ENN TEE)
You have to get married to the camera (Only if it cooks good pie.)
You have to shake the role-player (Do you think he'll be angry at me for this?)
You have to remember the good old days of the water (Kids these days, always livin' in the deserts and whonot.)
You have to plunder the Internet (Only if it be loaded with booty, arr!)
You have to prove your manliness by slaying the peculiarities (Why not?)
You have to create the humans ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to multiply the winner (I can clone stuff with my magic powers.)
You have to petition against the French Foreign Legion (If you say so...)
You have to make a game about the Playstation (Playing a game about Playing a game about Playing a game about Playing a game about Playing a game about...)
You have to impose your own cultural expectations on the System (My cultural expectations are not System-appropriate.)
You have to camp out in the cure for cancer (I don't know what to say here.)
You have to perform stupefying acts of amazing wonder with the silliest thing imaginable (Herrings anyone?)
You have to develop an unhealthy attraction to the Mr. Bean (What about the sexy teacher???)
You have to split the atom using the billabong (The what?)
You have to clutch the hard-core metal band (Only if it's an all-female band.)
You have to assist the historical figure (I am the historical figure.)
You have to high-five the Big Bang (I AM THE BIG BANG!)
You have to dance like the moon landing (Destructive indeed.)
You have to sing for the kid who always picked on you in elementary school (No, he'd pick on me some more.)
You have to record the Orc (That could be dangerous.)
You have to steampunkify the weekend (Sounds like fun!)
You have to poke the Salad Kingdom (Pokey poke.)
You have to outlast the No-Girls-Allowed Club (That is physically impossible.)
You have to shake the monster (Shakey shake.)
You have to overtake the cyborg piranha (WITH FRENCH FRIES!!! YAAHHH!!!)
You have to smuggle the animation studio (That could be tricky.)
You have to use only the arrow keys and the space bar to control the Lawnmower Man (It's easier than the real thing.)
You have to find the bottom of the ocean (Darn easy.)
You have to fight a supervillain known as the series of tubes (They plan to take over the world.)
You have to burn the aging hipster (I don't think he'd like it very much.)
You have to swing the cowboys and Indians (Swing 'em!)
You have to improve the heavens (That's easy enough.)
You have to find a cure for inflammation of the hitchhiker (Shovels do the trick.)
You have to propose a toast to the collossal squid (Squids don't like toast.)
You have to hang with the gazebo (Hey-a gazebo, how ya doin'?)
You have to blow away the brains (It needs a really big gun.)
You have to inflict untold horrors upon the volcano (With a really big gun.)
You have to weave a tapestry depicting the thing you always wanted to be when you grow up (Long-term project I see.)
You have to perform stupefying acts of amazing wonder with the rubbish bin
You have to play around with the ROFLcopter
You have to trip over the chair
You have to publish the fisherman
You have to conceal the Pharaoh
You have to irradiate the concentration camp
You have to endure the Winter Olympics
You have to cleanse the shrubbery
You have to lift the loincloth-clad barbarian
You have to carry the Italian
You have to roast the village square
You have to hide the delicate china
You have to beat up the ninth tentacle
You have to explore the mermaid
You have to cause mayhem in the keyboard

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#45

Post by Greenmarioman » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:06 pm

So many emo DZ jokes. -_-

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Post by Red » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:14 pm

You have to inject the prosthetic limbs
With what?
You have to seize the controls of the far side of the moon
That's Prof. Executrains job
You have to complain about the postcard
It was way too short.
You have to take a bite outta the rubbish
Yummy my favorite kind
You have to question the moon
Why moon? Why?
You have to apprehend the beagles
Come back here!
You have to consume the single-celled organism
*inhales* that was easy
You have to sneer derisively at the werewolf
This wont end well
You have to become the founder of the Order of the emo
No that was DarkZero
You have to guzzle the starship captain
I'm going to get sent to the brig
You have to run over the babies
I'll fail my drivers test
You have to dissect the babies
I already squished them
You have to inhale, unlike the bacon
Can I inhale the bacon?
You have to hornswoggle the hobbledehoy
Hobblewogle what?
You have to blow away the innocent bystanders
GUNS!!!
You have to learn the mating call of the babies
umm...they're dead
You have to learn the mating call of the babies
Yeah that will go well :rolleyes:
You have to honk the Queen of the Amazons
*honk*
You have to swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go! Do the janitor's closet
WHEEE!!!
You have to monitor the zombie
yeah I don't want it biting me.

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#47

Post by Metal Man » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:38 pm

You have to stay ahead of Godot.

Okay, not really, but it could happen, right?
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#48

Post by Greenmarioman » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:04 pm

shut up

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#49

Post by Metal Man » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:43 pm

No U
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Post by DarkZero » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:05 pm

Sgt. Anonymous Blob wrote:You have to flex the emo kid (DZ get over here.)
It was just a phase. A 3-year phase...

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Post by Apollo the Just » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:13 pm

You have to impregnate the goo.

..........

I lol'd really hard.
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Post by Bad Dragonite » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:34 am

You have to explode the foreign accent.
You have to convince someone that they are the banana peel.
You have to terminate the spleen.
You have to rewire the catapult
You have to intimidate the Vatican
You have to shine on the freight train
You have to behave yourself now that you're the Ponce de Lyon
You have to destroy the Space Marine
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#53

Post by Tyler » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:43 pm

You have to jump into a volcano.:iwin:

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Post by Jailbreaker » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:51 pm

You have to prevent the release of the pogo stick (Why? Is it sharp?)
You have to win the 1930's
You have to open the ketchup (Okay. *pop* There ya go.)
You have to maximize the mafia
You have to win the Norwegian
You have to become the Goonies (I am the goonies. All of them.)
You have to outdo the Konami code
You have to slander the good name of the WWII veteran
You have to latch onto the hypotenuse
You have to dream of the talking animal (That doesn't happen to me.)
You have to karate-chop the clerk (What fun!)
You have to flee from the old man (There is a very good reason for this.)
You have to remember the good old days of the dodongo (The Whoha?)
You have to drench the cowboys and Indians
You have to find a date for the wild oak tree
You have to osmotically absorb the postcard (Shluip.)
You have to squish the cucumber
You have to gnaw on the kingdom (Stays crunchy in milk!)
You have to shelter the heavens (Heavens, DUCK!)
You have to use only the mouse to control the secret agent
You have to mine the pickle (There are pickle mines now?)
You have to recycle the catapult
You have to instant message the glue
You have to suggest more verbs for this list, before you get mauled by the freight train (That could hurt.)
You have to be the bottom of the ocean
You have to flee from the fanboy (Well, it's better than the usual fangirls.)
You have to smoke cigars and discuss affairs of state with the temporal paradox
You have to sit on the aurora borealis (I hope that the aurora borealis is comfy.)
You have to weave a tapestry depicting the cancerous growth
You have to adore the goggles that do nothing!
You have to make a movie about the spork
You have to smooth the princess ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to car-pool with the fat kid from The Goonies
You have to disengage the robot
You have to use your psychic powers on the butcher, the baker and the candlestick-maker
You have to tame the kid you hated in high school (With something sharp I hope.)
You have to salivate on the mad scientist
You have to deny the existence of the emo kid (Insert DZ joke here.)
You have to ignite the concert pianist
You have to watch Conan O'Brien interviewing the Walrus and the Carpenter
You have to spank the brother

You have to seize the controls of the cure for cancer
You have to develop an unhealthy attraction to the candidate
You have to go on a date with the moon (Is it an attractive moon?)
You have to sell the piranha
You have to rub the fat kid from The Goonies :eek:
You have to disorientate the volcano
You have to saddle up and ride the two guys from the Mac and PC commercials (Erm...)
You have to never underestimate the power of the fifth element (LOVE! IT'S OVERPOWERING!)
You have to gnaw on the suit of armour (Mmm tasty)
You have to walk in the love (What, love is something I can walk in now?)
You have to repair the Mad Hatter
You have to mine the anime character (Anime mines? What's next?)
You have to order a pizza from the leftovers (Pizza = Leftovers.)
You have to play tennis against the sun (Who gets the point if the ball is destroyed in an inferno?)
You have to stalk the barstool
You have to rescue the princess from the clutches of the hobbledehoy (The whoha?)
You have to fit rocket-boosters on the hidden treasure
You have to bring about the extinction of the rubbish bin (Yes. Please.)
You have to prevent the origin of the brains
You have to scare the pants off the mousepad (The mousepad has pants?)
You have to run away with the glue (I'm such a naughty boy.)
You have to rebuild him; you have to make him better, stronger, faster, and call him the king of all cosmos
You have to fill the pants ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to bomb the 1920's
You have to kiss the hyperdimensional being from beyond reality (Where are its lips?)
You have to suit up and go inside the sorceress ( :bitnaughty: )
You have to declare yourself the scariest thing imaginable (I AM THE SCARIEST THING IMAGINABLE!!!)
You have to usher in the glorious age of the webternets (That happened already)
You have to prevent the release of the fat kid from The Goonies
You have to create the babies (THIS THING IS REALLY, REALLY PERVERTED)

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#55

Post by Tyler » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:54 pm

I can spank Josh.

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#56

Post by Jailbreaker » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:01 pm

No, I was listing what I had to do. Poor DZ had to... never mind what he has to do to the volcano. I, however, get to smooth the princess.

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#57

Post by Jailbreaker » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 pm

You have to sleep on the fangirl.

This thing is perverted.

You have to stop playing with this generator before you turn into the Sydney Opera House
You have to kiss the clerk
You have to rise up against the manager
You have to bring about the extinction of the fake barf factory
You have to rob the emo kid
You have to bark at the clarinet (I can easily see myself doing that.)
You have to google for Rule 34 of the crocodile hunter (This, not so much.)
You have to poke the medieval castle
You have to roast the panties (...)

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Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:04 pm

You have to make lunch for the SEND FOR HELP, I AM TRAPPED IN A WORD-LIST FACTORY
You have to smoke the bus
You have to learn the mating call of the First Lady (I'd rather not...)
You have to mate with the venus fly trap
You have to answer the riddle of the panda
You have to develop feelings for the tomato
You have to go on a date with the rubbish

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Post by Greenmarioman » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:30 pm

Sgt. Anonymous Blob wrote:You have to make lunch for the SEND FOR HELP, I AM TRAPPED IN A WORD-LIST FACTORY
lol wut

You have to keep on trying til you run out of the shrubbery
You have to rescue the princess from the clutches of the power cord
You have to drain the lifeforce from the Spanish
You have to photoshop the bilabial fricative
You have to bomb the butterfly collector
You have to behave yourself now that you're the K-T extinction event

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Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:32 pm

^ It happened.

You have to be nuts to aspire to be just like the candidate
You have to take a bite outta the troll
You have to stop playing with this generator before you turn into the dubloons

I've wasted several hours of my life on this already.

You have to suit up and go inside the door to nowhere
You have to survive on a desert island with only a knife and the hooligans

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