ALIENS!!!

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You were the first one to discover the aliens... do you...

Poll ended at Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:09 pm

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Post by Heroine of the Dragon » Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:09 pm

What will you do? :D
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:01 am

If I deem them a threat, kill them. Otherwise, learn what I can from them and then sell them to the government.

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#3

Post by StarryPeach » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:03 am

It really depends on the alien.

if it's the Doctor from Doctor Who, I'd ask them if they can take me on an intergalatic space journey [plain] :D [/plain]

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:35 am

I'd share my extensive knowledge with them in exchange for getting to fly around in space with them for a while. Maybe let them analyse my physiology and admire the extraordinary resilience of my liver.

I bet they'd have some pretty rad video games and movies and all. Alien music would probably suck, though. It'd either sound horrible to human ears because of biology, or it'd sound horrible to human ears by virtue of being lame One Direction-ass garbage. If aliens got a Three Dog Night I'll eat my hat.
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Post by Random User » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:38 am

I like learning.

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:08 am

Nothing wrong with some jolly ol' cooperation.

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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:39 am

I'd try not to embarrass the human race.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:10 am

^How could you help yourself? Aliens would have space travel. Warp engines and lazer guns. Super medicine. Tractor beams. Movie stuff. At best they'd see us as, like, Tonto, or Conan, or Doc Holliday---------the 'awesome, yet incredibly out-of-date' guy. At worst? Jarjar. (Sorry, fellow humans. If there's such a thing as an intergalactic community, Earth is pretty much Planet Binks. 'Don't make eye-contact------those guys have dumb voices and they fall down a lot.'

Heh. Remember that moment in TPM after Jarjar zaps his stupid face with the pod-racer thing, when he stands there proudly, tongue hangin out the side of his mouth like an idiot, givin a big thumbs-up? That's humanity by and large, right there. Broadcast that into space, SETI.)
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Post by I am nobody » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:23 am

I'd focus on what really matters and make Tatooine Shore.

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Post by ScottyMcGee » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:51 am

Offer them a brewski.
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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:48 pm

Andalites: Offer cinnamon buns.
Yeerks: Squish them.

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#12

Post by Scarecrow » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:56 am

Show them my dope Pokemon team and challenge them to a battle.

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