The Big Weather Thread #3

[Booyakasha]

You go eat a big bag of dirt, you disgusting pestilent Mrltkinkp, you. I hope someone kicks you in the shins, you putrid poopy. Fi da. (*attempts to vanish*) (*attempts to vanish again*) (*gives up and floats away doing cross-chops*) (*floats directly into closed door*) (*walks out through door after opening it, really red-faced*)

[Booyakasha]

ML is a meaniebutt.

It is official. He and I are at eternal war. Because he is evil, and I am stupid good. Yes.

[Booyakasha]

You and I are completely donion rings, homey. (*folds arms*) (*pissy little attitude-face*)

[Marilink]

I’m not exactly sure what just happened over the last 6 posts, but I can at least say that I live back in Milwaukee again. For now.

[Booyakasha]

^Uhhh, I only got good and goldurn sick of your sinister horse-puckey and obvious devil-worship, and I took the brave morally-upright stance of calling you on the carpet for it. Durr.

We gotta hang out some time, man. Catch a movie, play 'Double Dragon', share a pizza, share a bottle of Jager, fight to the death with lirpas (I suppose you can trade for a batlh'etlh or keyblade or master sword, if you want to be some kind dweebenheimer).

You truly are the worst person. I'm gonna jacknife-powerbomb you into a snowbank and tickle you till you cry, punk. Come at me, scrublord, I'm yoked! (*flexes scraggly fish-belly-white noodle arms*) Snap into a Slim Jim!

[Booyakasha]

...I'll bite your entire body off, Murklurk. Tear your ass-cheeks off and cram them into your mouth amidst a fit of mad laughter. Sacrifice your wretched leavings to a Lovecraftian nightmare-god, you mess with me.

Get outta my face, you big goose.

[Booyakasha]

I'm gonna spank that naughty little backside of yours, Madamoiselle Emily Elle. You can only push a man so far before he goes .5 Shades of Grey on that bumbum.

[Marilink]

[Deku Tree]

[Booyakasha]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

...you're dumb, Deku. You're a dummy, and you're dumb.

[VG_Addict]

A bit warmer.

[Shane]

Flood control.

[Marilink]

Flood control.

Are you talking about the weather, or Boo’s posts in this thread

[Booyakasha]

^Ooh, get Johnny Big-Potatoes, here, taking Uncle Scar on. You wanna go round, little one? I'll cut your hand off and caress you gently with it, like an attentive lover. Then I'll burn your house down and immediately build you an exact duplicate owing to feelings of guilt and pure Christian charity. And then I'll kick you in the butt. Don't push me.

[Heroine of the Dragon]

The weather here has been very reasonable and I'm happy for it to continue this way...

[Booyakasha]

It's cold and windy out. That's winter in Wisconstlevania for you. (I'm Wisconstlevania's equivalent to Simon Belmont, only they haven't made a video game out of my life, because a video game of me fighting a vampire would be about forty-five seconds long. Consist of a huge scary anthropomorphic bear-man driving over to the vampire's house, kicking the door in, slicing the vampire's butler from stem to stern with his hawkbill, then hucking an anvil through the beast's face. I mean, I know 'grandpa warren's anvil' isn't on the accepted list of vampire weaknesses, next to garlic, crosses and crucifices, mistletoe, holly, honey, oaken stakes, running water, holy water, silver, cold iron, mirrors, true faith, salt, sunlight, the mere mention of the Father, Son, Holy Ghost and Holy Mother and all, but it would be if I was throwing it. I'm strong, I could huck it pretty effin hard. If that little nebelstreif Buffy can slay vampires, so too can I. It must be even easier to kill a vampire than a kid with severe nut allergies. (Hahaha. Vampires are probably allergic to soy, dairy and glutin as well, the ponces.) Why would anyone at all romanticise vampirism? Being completely maladroit at everything that makes a person hard? Pffft.

That'd pretty much be a game about a giant man breaking into the house of a whisper-thin pale-as-Pallas goth and murdering him for the fun of it. That's not an adventure, it's a hate crime.)

[DarkZero]

too wet too cold cant wait for the two weeks of moderate weather we get once a year

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Rather humid out... I'm looking forward to cooler weather, though!!

[steeze]

It's cold enough to wear a winter jacket but warm enough to walk outside for 5 minutes. It's grey, my back hurts and I would like a cup of hot cocoa and waffles. That is all.

[Valigarmander]

It's been an unusually wretched winter. Hurry up and get here, spring.