2019 NFL Discussion (and XFL too why not)

[smol Kat]

WOW RUDEEEEEEE

Does this go to my picks

[Calamity Panfan]

me, in the preseason: "i think the lions could go anywhere from 6-10 to 10-6"

can't believe 6-10 was EXTREMELY optimistic

[Marilink]

WOW RUDEEEEEEE

Does this go to my picks

It does!

[smol Kat]

I am once again ready to be wrong about all of them

[Calamity Panfan]

Pats over Titans
Bills over Texans
Vikings over Saints
Seahawks over Eagles

Ravens over Bills
Chiefs over Pats
Niners over Vikings
Seahawks over Packers

Ravens over Chiefs
Niners over Seahawks

Ravens over Niners

it's the trendy pick but i want lamar to win

[smol Kat]

^Oh, I do too. I just don't think he will.

[Marilink]

Here are my predictions:

[Calamity Panfan]

i get money if the chiefs win, so that's actually who i want

[Marilink]

btw, Ian has declined the offer for a prize, so I'm shifting my prize to the winner of the Playoff predictions

[smol Kat]

you're no fun anymore

[Calamity Panfan]

ian buy a fidget spinner or you are a coward

[smol Kat]

I still think you should pass it along to someone in your office. "Hey man, sorry about that first-round bye, here's a fidget spinner!"

[Calamity Panfan]

gotta have something to putz around with when the anxiety about the brady/belichick era ending kicks in

[smol Kat]

also, should totally post playoff picks, ian. Then if you win again it's F A T E

[I am nobody]

Yep, just didn't have time for it yesterday. I'd agree with you on giving it to someone else except that the people it'd be funny to give it to aren't Pats fans. :/

Anyway:
Pats > Titans
Bills > Texans
Vikings > Saints
Eagles > Seahawks

Ravens > Bills
Pats > Chiefs
Vikings > 49ers
Eagles > Packers

Pats > Ravens
Vikings > Eagles

Pats > Vikings


This time I'm using the advanced tactics and strategy of continuing the hold down W for the Brady Bunch and otherwise assuming that the number of people I know who like a team directly translates into how successful they'll be, except for Buffalo and the Texans, because I don't know anyone who cares about either of them. I went with Buffalo because I've never been there and everything I've heard about it sounds like it's not a real place, so they're probably all secret cyborg experiments and thus marginally better at football than a team which couldn't come up with a better name than observing which state they're in.

Spoiler.

but it would actually be pretty cool if the Vikings finally did it

[smol Kat]

How can @Auron be real if Buffalo isn't real

[steeze]

it's a wrap for me.

[I am nobody]

How can @Auron be real if Buffalo isn't real

It's possible that he's a cyborg football player.

[glux]

Patriots
Texans
Saints
Seahawks

Ravens
Patriots
49ers
Saints

Ravens
Saints

Ravens

[smol Kat]

How can @Auron be real if Buffalo isn't real

It's possible that he's a cyborg football player.

@Auron confirm/deny?